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Model No. JK01

Operating Manual

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ExcaliburElectronics.com

Jackie’s Talking 

Comedy Calculator

Excalibur

Electronics

Summary of Contents for JK01

Page 1: ...Model No JK01 Operating Manual www ExcaliburElectronics com Jackie s Talking Comedy Calculator Excalibur Electronics...

Page 2: ...ety care and battery information there may be a pop quiz on Monday And then keep this manual for reference do not sell it on eBay especially if you jot down your favorite recipes or unimportant relati...

Page 3: ...get the credit for the regular screwdriver Or was it a guy named Regular Lift off the battery compartment lid Install the batteries making sure to match polarity and Place the tab of the battery com...

Page 4: ...s Talking Comedy Calculator LCD ENCORE JOKE UNIT DIGIT ALARM CLOCK REPLAY SOUND ON OFF TALKING COMEDY MC ENTER SAVE JOKE ALARM TONE JACKIE DATE TIME WHAT JOKE AC CE MR ALARM SET M TIME SET RESET on b...

Page 5: ...lay some ran dom silliness Oh we re wacky REPLAY Press to replay the last sound This can be repeated and then that can be repeated SOUND Slide this to turn the sound On or Off When slid ing from On to...

Page 6: ...nit out of a 2003 Time Capsule If none of this works please use the same ballpoint pen to do your calculations and write your own jokes Setting the Clock Time After the unit has been reset the display...

Page 7: ...tion and go right to the Shaving Your Pet Mammals section Press the M DATE SET button and if the sound is on Jackie s voice will confirm your selection that you re about to set the date And we all lov...

Page 8: ...will say the date as Wednesday January one two thousand and three or two thousand three or twenty oh three for 1 1 2003 On other days he ll say something differ ent but the same way Setting the Alarm...

Page 9: ...urn off the alarm If the alarm is not turned off after five minutes if the neighbors haven t broken in and shut it off first the unit will go into auto power off mode Calculator Functions To use the c...

Page 10: ...or M from the display Clear Functions The CLEAR ENTRY CE button deletes the currently displayed value It does not clear any previ ously entered values or functions The ALL CLEAR AC button clears all v...

Page 11: ...three seconds to delete all the saved jokes Pressing the RESET button will also delete all of the saved jokes When the saved jokes are all deleted it would be a good idea to take pen in hand and jot d...

Page 12: ...ies It will feel neglected and perhaps eventually file for a separation Press any button or slide any switch to wake the unit up and return to the time mode My Personal Guarantee I promise I will enjo...

Page 13: ...tor uses 3 AAA batteries included Do not mix alkaline standard carbon zinc or rechargeable nickel cadmi um batteries Do not mix old and new batteries Do not use rechargeable batteries Remove exhausted...

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Page 15: ...ss are hereby limited to 90 DAYS from the date of purchase Consequential or incidental damages resulting from a breach of any appli cable express or implied warranties are hereby excluded Some states...

Page 16: ...Excalibur Electronics Inc 13755 SW 119th Ave Miami Florida 33186 U S A Phone 305 477 8080 Fax 305 477 9516 Play games live at www ExcaliburElectronics com...

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