5
Button and Switch Functions
CALCULATOR
: The following but-
tons are used for calculator func-
tions: 0-9, +, -, ?, ÷, ·, =, %,
CE
,
AC
,
M
+ /
DAT E S E T
,
M
- /
T I M E S E T
,
M R
/
A L A R M S E T
,
M C
/
E N T E R
a n d
U N I T
/
D I G I T
. After seeing how
m a ny functions there are, yo u
may choose to revert to longhand.
In that case, please re-package
J a c k i e ’s
Talking
Comedy
Calculator and give it to your
brother-in-law for his birthday.
CLOCK
/
ALARM CLOCK
: The fol-
lowing buttons are used for clock
and alarm clock functions:
TIME
,
DATE
,
ALARM CLOCK
,
M
+/
DATE SET
,
M
-/
TIME SET
,
MR
/
ALARM SET
and
MC
/
ENTER
. The following button
cannot be used for any clock or
alarm clock function, and, in fact,
cannot be found on the unit:
Tuna Fish Sandwich.
JOKE
(the button with the smil-
ing Jackie cartoon):
Press to
play a joke. Want another one?
Press it again. Want anoth ... you
get it.
WHAT
?: Press to play some ran-
dom silliness. Oh, we’re wacky.
REPLAY
: Press to replay the last
sound. This can be repeated, and
then that can be repeated.
S O U N D
: Slide this to turn the
sound “On” or “Off.” When slid-
ing from “On” to “Off,” a high-
pitched “Beep, beep!” is heard,
and when sliding from “Off ” to
“ O n ,” a sound of “Whoa!” is
heard. When you slide the switch
from “On” to “Off,” you hurt
Jackie’s feelings. If you slide the
switch from “Off ” to “On,” and
then immediately slide it back
from “On” to “Off,” you should
consider finding more productive
ways of spending your time.
TA L K I N G
/
C O M E DY
:
When the
“
TALKING
/
COMEDY
” switch is set
to “Comedy,” after the unit (mag-
i c a l ly) performs a calculator
function, and Jackie barks the
result, he also makes a short com-
ment. The comments are for the
most part ridiculous, are meant to
amuse, and in no way reflect the
opinions of Excalibur Electronics
or any of the people who use their
building for shade on hot days in
Miami.
ALARM TONE
/
JACKIE
: Slide this to
select the type of alarm sound.
When sliding from “Jackie” to
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