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yes, you may ... ) change this digit
(remember?)  by  pressing  any
number from 0 to 9. This will
change the flashing digit to the
number (see? they’re interchange-
able, and also, you can use either
word instead of the other one) you
selected, and make the next digit
start flashing. I have no idea how
we got it to do that, but just enjoy.

Continue  changing  each  digit
until  you  reach  the  last  digit,
h o p e f u l ly  entering  the  corr e c t
time  as  you  plod  through  this
process.

Press 

MC

/

ENTER

to confirm your

changes.  (In  our  application,
you’ll note that “flashing” is not
an offensive term.) And always
remember ... even a stopped clock
is right twice a day.

Setting the Clock Date 
After the unit has been reset, the
display will show the date starting
at 1-1-2003. If the unit has not
been reset, press the 

DATE

button,

and the display will show the cur-
rent date. That is, if it’s set cor-
rectly. Hey ... if it’s set correctly,
ignore this section and go right to
the “Shaving Your Pet Mammals”
section.

Press  the 

M

+ /

DAT E S E T

bu t t o n ,

and if the sound is on, Jackie’s
voice will confirm your selection
that you’re about to set the date.
And we all love to hear we’ve
done something right. Don’t get
scared, but now, yes, we’re ready
to set the date.

The first digit/number of the date
will be flashing. You may change
this number/digit by pressing any
number from 0 to 9. This will
change the flashing (!) digit to the
number you selected and make
the next digit start flashing (that
impresses me every time).

Continue  changing  each  digit
until you reach the last digit. Press

M C

/

E N T E R

to  confi rm  yo u r

changes if at the end you some-
how have entered the correct date.

If you’re wondering where you
can find out what the date is so
you  can  set  Jackie’s  Ta l k i n g
Comedy Calculator, I guess it’s a
good thing you got yourself (or
somebody else got you) one of
these  gadgets.  From  now  on,
you’ll always know the date. That
is, if you ever find out what the
date is and set the thing.

Playing the Clock Time 
Press the 

TIME

button to see the

currently set time. If the sound is

Summary of Contents for JK01

Page 1: ...Model No JK01 Operating Manual www ExcaliburElectronics com Jackie s Talking Comedy Calculator Excalibur Electronics...

Page 2: ...ety care and battery information there may be a pop quiz on Monday And then keep this manual for reference do not sell it on eBay especially if you jot down your favorite recipes or unimportant relati...

Page 3: ...get the credit for the regular screwdriver Or was it a guy named Regular Lift off the battery compartment lid Install the batteries making sure to match polarity and Place the tab of the battery com...

Page 4: ...s Talking Comedy Calculator LCD ENCORE JOKE UNIT DIGIT ALARM CLOCK REPLAY SOUND ON OFF TALKING COMEDY MC ENTER SAVE JOKE ALARM TONE JACKIE DATE TIME WHAT JOKE AC CE MR ALARM SET M TIME SET RESET on b...

Page 5: ...lay some ran dom silliness Oh we re wacky REPLAY Press to replay the last sound This can be repeated and then that can be repeated SOUND Slide this to turn the sound On or Off When slid ing from On to...

Page 6: ...nit out of a 2003 Time Capsule If none of this works please use the same ballpoint pen to do your calculations and write your own jokes Setting the Clock Time After the unit has been reset the display...

Page 7: ...tion and go right to the Shaving Your Pet Mammals section Press the M DATE SET button and if the sound is on Jackie s voice will confirm your selection that you re about to set the date And we all lov...

Page 8: ...will say the date as Wednesday January one two thousand and three or two thousand three or twenty oh three for 1 1 2003 On other days he ll say something differ ent but the same way Setting the Alarm...

Page 9: ...urn off the alarm If the alarm is not turned off after five minutes if the neighbors haven t broken in and shut it off first the unit will go into auto power off mode Calculator Functions To use the c...

Page 10: ...or M from the display Clear Functions The CLEAR ENTRY CE button deletes the currently displayed value It does not clear any previ ously entered values or functions The ALL CLEAR AC button clears all v...

Page 11: ...three seconds to delete all the saved jokes Pressing the RESET button will also delete all of the saved jokes When the saved jokes are all deleted it would be a good idea to take pen in hand and jot d...

Page 12: ...ies It will feel neglected and perhaps eventually file for a separation Press any button or slide any switch to wake the unit up and return to the time mode My Personal Guarantee I promise I will enjo...

Page 13: ...tor uses 3 AAA batteries included Do not mix alkaline standard carbon zinc or rechargeable nickel cadmi um batteries Do not mix old and new batteries Do not use rechargeable batteries Remove exhausted...

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Page 15: ...ss are hereby limited to 90 DAYS from the date of purchase Consequential or incidental damages resulting from a breach of any appli cable express or implied warranties are hereby excluded Some states...

Page 16: ...Excalibur Electronics Inc 13755 SW 119th Ave Miami Florida 33186 U S A Phone 305 477 8080 Fax 305 477 9516 Play games live at www ExcaliburElectronics com...

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