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on, Jackie’s voice will giggle
through a squeaky clean com-
ment, and then spout the time.
Then you can say, “It’s time to get
funnier comments.” Jackie will
say the time differently depending
on the time of day (duh). That is,
if the time is exactly on the hour,
he will announce “one PM” for 1
PM (when it’s 12 PM “twelve
noon” will be heard, and when it’s
12 AM Jackie will say “twelve
midnight” ... oh, he’s good). If the
time is between 1 and 9 minutes
on the hour, he will announce
“one oh three PM” for 1:03 PM. If
the time is greater than 9 minutes
on the hour, he will announce
“one ten PM” for 1:10 PM. The
seconds on the time display will
not be announced, because by the
time you say them, it’s wrong
already.
Playing the Clock Date
Press the
DATE
button to get a date
with the person of your dreams.
Kidding. Press the
DATE
button to
see the currently set date. If the
sound is on, Jackie’s voice will
announce the date. Jackie will say
the date as “Wednesday, January
one, two thousand and three (or
two thousand three or twenty oh
three)” for 1-1-2003. On other
days, he’ll say something differ-
ent, but the same way (!).
Setting the Alarm Clock Time
When the time or date is dis-
p l ayed on the LCD, press
M R
/
A L A R M S E T
to activate the
alarm. I know setting your alarm
clock is an unpleasant task, but
try to smile and think about stuff
you enjoy, about the good things
in your life.
The display will show the time,
starting at 12-00 AM. Pressing the
TIME
button will change the time
to PM, while pressing it again will
change it back to AM. (Doo dah,
doo dah.)
The first digit of the time will be
flashing ... flashing ... flashing.
You may change this digit by
pressing any number from 0 to 9.
The choices, my friend, are all
yours. This will change the flash-
ing digit to the number you select-
ed and make the next digit start
flashing. Every doggone time.
Continue changing each digit
until you reach the last digit. Press
the
ALARM CLOCK
button to set
the alarm. The icon “
A L A R M
ON
” will display on the LCD.
Press the
ALARM CLOCK
button
again to turn off the alarm. (This
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