D-2000 drum machine
owner's manual ver. 1.0
copyright 2015-2020 METASONIX, all rights reserved
WARNING:
this is an
extremely
abnormal product
.
If you purchased it expecting to get
“TR606-like” or “vintage-like” drum
sounds, you will be sorely
disappointed.
CAUTION: to reduce the risk of electrical shock,
do not disassemble
.
DANGER! DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE INSIDE. No user serviceable parts
inside. Refer servicing to qualified service personnel.
DETAILED SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS:
All the safety and operation instructions must be read before the D-2000 is operated.
If you don't read and HEED
them, you are a MORON and you deserve to be fed to carnivorous hamsters.
RETAIN INSTRUCTIONS: The safety and operating instructions should be retained for future reference.
HEED WARNINGS: All warnings on the D-2000 and in the operating instructions should be adhered to.
FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS: All operating instructions should be followed.
WATER AND MOISTURE: The D-2000 should not be used near water (e.g. near a bathtub, washbowl, kitchen sink,
